1/17/2024 0 Comments Eddie izzard dress to kill![]() There’s all this National Rifle Association and everyone in America is – I mean 13 year olds keep going out and they borrow – they get a hold of weapons from their grandfather’s arsenal – “I’ll borrow the Howitzer, the M16 machine gun, the Uzi, the” – what the fuck’s the grandfather doing? Th – This kid down in Arkansas just helped himself to a ton of military weapons and went and blew away his school. It seems fun – there’s this thing of power in your hands. The gun thing, I liked blowing up milk bottles. And, umm – the running jumping climbing trees is, not the squirrel bit, the – the trees bit.Īnd I was! I was into – I loved the army stuff, which is the running, jumping, standing still, found you, ah ha, flag, look, hat, you know. And they always eat n – squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, arararar, and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they’re going, “Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!” And occasionally they go, “Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. And sometimes I’d get up that tree and that squirrel would be covered in makeup! “La la, la la, oh, oh. And uh, and the squirrel would keep makeup on one side, and he’d keep nuts on the other side. That’s where it is.Īnd I used to keep my makeup in a squirrel hole, up the tree. So running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you’re up there. And gay men I think would agree.Īnd uh, it’s – it’s male lesbian, that’s really where it is, ok? Because – it’s true! Cause most transvestites fancy girls. And people do get that mixed up – they put transvestite there – no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you. Yeah, its – it’s not drag queen no, gay men have got that covered. Cause – cause if you’re a transvestite, you’re actually a male tomboy. And I say that and people go, ohhhyuhyuhyuh, no I was, I was going to be in the army when I was a kid. ![]() Yes, so, um, uh, I was going to be in the army when I was a kid. You know, its – end of your life, it’s quite difficult. Yes, I’m a professional transvestite so I can run about in heels and not fall over cause, uh, you know, if women fall over wearing heels, ah, that’s embarrassing, but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself. She now tours her shows in four languages (English, French, German and Spanish).In heels as well. Force Majeure became the most extensive comedy tour ever, playing in over 45 countries and in all 50 US states. Live at the Ambassadors was followed by a succession of critically-acclaimed stand-up shows: Unrepeatable, Definite Article, Glorious, Dress to Kill, Circle, Sexie, Stripped, Force Majeure and Wunderbar. Izzard made her West End stage debut in 1993 in her show Live at the Ambassadors, in which she received an Olivier Award nomination for Outstanding Achievement. Who could resist?Īctor, comedian, multi-marathon runner and political activist Eddie Izzard’s boundary-pushing career spans 35 years of record-breaking comedy tours and critically acclaimed film, TV, and theatre performances. This show promises to be a beautiful, hilarious journey spanning a 35-year career of thought provoking, intelligent and surreal ideas. It’s highly likely that no night will be exactly the same so as ever with Eddie, expect the unexpected. Stevens or the monkey in the tree, did the pears ever ripen… and will God ever appear? It’s a glorious chance to ‘maybe’ find out the answers or discover more questions to those Izzard conundrums. “The ones I like the best will be in my 2023 live Remix Tour.“Įddie Izzard –The Remix is a chance for Eddie, inspired by her ever loyal audiences, to remix and reimagine her favorite bits from her entire career.Įddie’s 35 years of sold-out comedy shows stretch from “The Ambassadors” in 1993 to “Wunderbar” in 2019.Įver wonder what became of Darth Vader and Mr. “In the first 35 years of my standup career I came up with many weird and crazy comedy stories,” stated Eddie. Eddie Izzard announces North American tour dates for her show, Eddie Izzard - The Remix: The First 35 Years, visiting theaters in 28 North American cities.
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